This is a thought for a story I'm working on with my brothers - It's still in the very early stages, but I'm REALLY excited about where it's headed. I wanted to take a stab at an encounter with a dragon, so there you have it - treasure n' all.
That dragon is probably saying something like: "Ya know, I could be eating you right now, but since I'm so goddamn fat, I'm just gonna listen to you make words for awhile."